France is the home of topless beaches, pissing statues, color names like “baby shit”, and perfumes with deliberate genital, carrion, and excretory notes; I’m not sure how scandalized French countryfolk would be by naughty-bit-shaped produce, or even what form a French equivalent of Ken and Karen from the HOA might take (since I get the impression you really want her to épater les bourgeois.)
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Date: 2025-05-20 10:08 pm (UTC)